tell me I’m hella rad
oh god oliver posted a selfie.
christmas music makes me forget there’s real problems in the world
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
I was the only one who got burned.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[draws a dick on the whiteboard]
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone